Freshly Pulled Home Grow Carrots
Hubby opens door and hands him a bag of carrots (which have been in the produce drawer for some time now).
Son #2: "EEWWW - those are nasty. They burn my tongue. I want the carrots from our garden.
Hubby retrieves a lone garden carrot from the produce drawer, hands it to his progeny and returns the three reject carrots to the produce drawer.
Yes folks, my sons are now food snobs who turn up their noses at store-bought carrots, potatoes, onions, tomatoes, and lettuce. They can easily tell firm, yet succulent grass fed beef and free-range chickens from their pale spongy counterparts.
Thank you God.
P.S. Store-bought carrots really do burn your tongue.